imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

ruinedchildhood:

IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM

theanti90smovement:

andrewasfse:

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

Fuck me right?

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chickenfriedwalrus:

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

"If you’d rather do things that I wouldn’t do, I hate you because I’m an elitist asshole" -metrogoon 2014

majesticmaddox:

shanehelmscom:

keepmegoingbaby:

ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
*glass shatters*

Laying it down Stone Cold style.

This man is the fucking best. So much respect.

(Source: patch-work-hero)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(Source: stuartstormborn)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

froakev:

The future is now

froakev:

The future is now

(Source: kyousaya)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

(Source: delicatiely)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

A wild herd of White People has appeared!

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

A wild herd of White People has appeared!

(Source: plasticbats)

nayx:

these people cant be real

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs)