snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

catsurbate:

hilaryclintit:

foodchewer:

imagine an ocean full of coca cola

is pepsi okay

pepsea

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(Source: vajiggle)

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

(Source: artpopist)

sylneon:

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

the URL makes this even funnier

camel-no:

5 Points will be deducted from Gryffindor ‘cause Harry’s being a little bitch

ben-walker:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before social media took over


a Macklemore concert

a Macklemore concert

(Source: lavagoth)

(Source: pajameys)

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

 image

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like

"let me read this one.gif"

Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia

Seriously? Is this what tumblr is now? I don’t understand what a sentence says and therefore I’m offending you? Please grow up I have no hateful intentions.

this white man is oppressing me

(Source: memewhore)

raiinbowpukee:

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored


Ouch

raiinbowpukee:

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

Ouch

(Source: ForGIFs.com)