aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends

seasluq:

Dear Tooth Fairy,

look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about $20,000 that would be really cool

(Source: northgang)

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: samshart)

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)

(Source: theroning)

tsukihi:

3ds games be like “remember to take breaks”

remember to eat my ass, bitch i only been playin for 6 hours

(Source: talesof4chan)

onthatslither:

killed the pussy left the crib like

onthatslither:

killed the pussy left the crib like

saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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(Source: saddestblogger)

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

(Source: damnafricawhathappened)