why get thinner when you can get more dinner
we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
"nah it works just don’t touch it"